When a bird leaves a deposit on your vehicle, it is not random, it is premeditated, systematic and ofttimes personal. I know this firsthand. Over the past several months, a feather-brained flock of ...

"Get off my lawn!" Funny as a meme but maybe scary in real life, this short sentence is synonymous with an elderly man shouting at kids whose bikes have gotten too close to a well-manicured front yard ...